Leaky Lines

Ever the purveyors of classy lines, the Brooklyn Paper comes up with another one to describe some local thieves.

"The victim told cops that she was on her way home between Henry and Hicks streets at around 2:15 pm when she noticed she was being followed by two men.

Once she arrived at her building, one of the men said he “needed to check the water” in her apartment.

Once inside, one man led the victim to the bathroom, where he insisted that she flush the toilet and run the shower. When the slimy duo left, the victim noticed the missing cash and jewelry."

Sounds like they could get "sent up the river"...or maybe they're all washed up?