Help This Man Find His Pants!

Break out your inspector's hats people. There are some pants on the loose, most likely on Smith Street, between Union and President. From the New York Times:

"Rather than wear the suit to the audition, and risk getting it sweaty, Mr. Grossetti had decided to carry it with him and change at a friend’s place when he got out of the subway. He left his Union Street apartment, holding the suit over his shoulder, in that relaxed and confident manner of relaxed and confident men: One of his one-act plays was going on tour in Tasmania. 

When Mr. Grossetti took the suit out at his friend’s apartment, the pants were gone. They were his wedding pants, the suit pants he had worn in March when he and his wife, Chloe Walker, 36, were married in Central Park, on the Bow Bridge."

Hard-hitting journalism from the paper of record.